I farted on my uncs dogs sister cousins cat. It stunk and the cat died. Sorry mom :(

i dont think dogs belong anywhere in public at all (unless its a genuine service dog not an "emotional support animal") and any dog large enough to physically harm a human should not be allowed to be kept as a pet. every time i try to express this opinion people act as if i killed a baby. sorry but i dont want to be subjected to your slobbering 100 pound beast everywhere i go. also when people say the dog is their child. like no it's not, it's an animal

I had a dream last night I was hanging wall paper. When I woke up this morning my underwear was all wet and full of pasty goo.

I miss my cat a lot. The last time I saw her in my dreams, she was staying by a lion's side. Will she come back to my dream again? So she could stay beside me, but this time meow me like she used to when she was still by my side. When I die, will I be able to meet her? I hope we could bid farewell properly before we go to where we should.